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The P in OGP stands for Podcast! Here are our podcasts
Steven Seagal was studying his Gabe Sapolsky tapes when he starred in this piece of shit movie! Featuring discussion of other Seagal movies such as Under Siege and Belly Of The Beast as well as matches from Ryback and an episode of ROH TV from 2012. It all made perfect sense in our heads at the time.
The first show after the invention of THE GRAPPLOMETER - I worked tirelessly in my laboratory, so now wrestling shows can be assigned their scientifically accurate numerical values. We laughed as John Zandig was murked on meathooks, we cried at the greatest spin-kick ever seen by Ric Blade, we fist-pumped the air at the passing of Ruth Kobart. She was in Sister Act. Chris Hero fell over :-)
Drew Galloway threatened to have an orange march if we did not cover Akira Maeda's failed but fondly remembered attempt to bring that real grapply back. We also covered MMA for the first time - it was a Bob Sapp fight that he won in like 32 seconds.
The origin of the twisty listy. WWE's "The Disdain Era" - to be embraced or would you rather receive a little twisty until you finish the story? We fondly remember 2010s characters such as Cameron, and the guy who threw poo at the Performance Center.
Some dare to laugh at Ian Rotten but we're here to tell you that you shouldn't do that. The show that we chose because it had the Low Ki vs. Necro Butcher match, which was very memorable, but so was the death of Marek The Brave, a fight between two giraffes and everybody leaving immediately after the Chris Hero match finished.
The only appearance to date of the cancelled-o-meter. We revisit Proggly Wrestling's moment in the sun, and those who can no longer go out in the sun lest they be executed by a pitchfork wielding mob. The CCK snapbacks were flying off the shelves and the waheys were plentiful. Feat. guest appearance from Das Cagematch Inmates.
The poo show where some guys fell from 30,000 feet into some poo. And it may have not been in the top 5 most tasteless things to happen on this show. R-Truth came to XPW and he demands that you be racist to him.
VROOM VROOM!!!!!! I am the average American in 1998 and I watch television shows on the television. Eric Cartman is so funny. Respect mah authoritah!! I love my country, motorbikes, hot babes, Travis Tritt, applying lotion to my circumcized penis and World Championship Wrestling. I have a severe drinking problem and my family no longer speaks to me.
This will probably be the scariest four and a half hours of your life. Features graphic scenes of Bill Kazmaier apologism.
I am the average Briton in 1998. I read The Sun newspaper and find Tony Blair's policies reasonable. The lads in the UK are lucky enough to see Jacqueline's knockers in this totally not fake PPV! It's real and not fake! What's a "Rock Bottom"?
OVW has always had a great sense of mystery to me, someone who started watching WWE in the early 2000s. I paid a Belgian guy for some mp4s of it and it turns out it kinda sucks! Rim Sorenette.
Oh come on. Don't do it. This is just not right. This is just wrong! That's what I say when I see the end result of Trytan's "Gabbo push" in TNA.
Gabeism is back, and this time he brought puroresu and mushy peas with him. Misawa tempts fate as Wally Yamaguchi is playing on his PSP.
We flicked on that damn idiot box and could not believe what we saw. I trip over my words as I attempt to explain ITV's 'Take Me Out' to an international audience. We watch the wrestlers invading TV shows that your mum probably watches, and cover matches they had from the same time period. You are the weakest link -- fuck off!
As 2016 WWE's least winngest tag team once said; Come 2 Puerto Rico. Over here there are no TV dinners, only blood diseases. Two VHS compilations of carnage from Carlos Colón's WWC of the 80s & 90s.
Copyright law & Matt Striker commentary - that's that shit I don't like. Captain New Japan's pretty cool though. Jeff Jarrett genuinely got me into puro.
Early COVID pandemic wrestling. It was a tough time for all. SO WHY DOES BYRON SAXTON LOOK SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT?!?
At last. You can now finally bust while putting star ratings into your google spreadsheet. These two wrestling promotions wanted to be SEXY!! Were we uncontrollably aroused? You'll have to tune in to find out.
Nobody's seen this movie but you should see it if you like Shaw Brothers films and shit like that. A celebration of movie star Abdullah The Butcher, as well as 1981 AJPW's greatest count-outs.
DJ Hyde tries to impress a Vice journalist by putting him in a shoot wristlock. MJF trolls Dojo Wars. A very good deathmatch tournament also occurs.
We were all young once, and then wrestling corrupted us irreperably. Welcome to our group therapy session. We discuss wrestling matches key to our childhoods and early adolescence as well as Tim White offing himself fifteen times on wwe.com. Did he died? Oh no, he died..
I suffer from megalophobia - fear of large objects, ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises, mechanophobia - fear of machines, teraphobia - fear of monsters, and lajichephobia - fear of trucks. That is why, without a doubt, the scariest thing to ever occur is WCW Halloween Havoc 1995.
It's a matter of honor to let Hernandez throw a legally blind man onto his head. Let there be handshakes and respect for all! Except Jeff Hardy.
Most of us cannot exploit our wives to sell 250 DVDs. That's because most of us are not Rob Black. We look at this weird DVD that a dying XPW put out, as well as the shows Redemption 2001 and Genocide 2002 in an attempt to be the internet's greatest Lizzy Borden completists.
Ian has got you a gift this year! It's Terry Funk!! Wow, just what I asked for - thank you Ian. Ian also filled up my stocking with SHIT!!! LOADS AND LOADS OF STINKING FUCKING SHIT!!!
Ha ha, Nick Frost you are so naturally charming in your portrayal of "Rowdy" Ricky Knight in this movie. I'm sure if we do further research on the Knight family, we will still have that warm and cosy feeling! This is the most insane thing anybody has ever done - the most comprehensive look into every wrestling member of Norfolk's foinest foitin family. They've really done it all over the decades; from Grant Holt, to Monday Night Raw, to Jushin Thunder Loiga, to Great Yarmouth, to a funny sexual innuendo match that you will chuckle at almost as much as you will pull your pud to it.
In a time before "what we do", there was only "discretionary viewer participation". Here's why Johnny Rodz should've been IC champ. Bruno & Larry sold out this now demolished baseball stadium - 28 years later, Mick Foley & Michael Cole are in the ROFL-zone watching it. Flushing.
STAY TUNED FOR: we visit Gedo's spreadsheet prison as we cover the entire 2015 NJPW G1 Climax!